Happy Akuroku day to all my fellow fangirls out there! May 8-13 snog forever in happiness! (even though in reality...one is dead and the other has...faded...)

So, I went to Renfest yesterday, and had a blast. we (my group) all went in costume. Mine was nice except for the fact that after I ate, I found myself unable to breathe properly, as my corset-ish thing was amazingly tight. I changed halfway through. *Breathes deep*

I have issues with seeing what is right in front of me. These issues resulted in me having a frantic ten second fight with a tree branch I ran into. T'was most embarrassing

There was a wench auction there, and we were feeling the urge to buy us some manflesh, so we bid four bunnies and six little brothers (all not belonging to me)....and we won. O.o The auctioneer called us kinky....hurhur.

Saw "Hey Nunnie Nunnie", learnt about the five constipated men of the bible, and bought Cd's. Then we walked around for a bit more

Jousting has to be the coolest thing there, because it's like sparring, on horseback, with giant sticks. Only problem is that the horses kick up a lot of dust on their rounds. Ah, the smell of horse manure in the morning.

Josh Joke Interlude

Apparently they had "Almost Kosher" pickles. How does one make an "Almost Kosher" pickle? Do they leave the tip on ?

Joke Provided by the wonderfully funny Josh

Um, I think that's about it really.

Video game interlude.

Okay, so I convinced Amber to try and play Resident Evil 4 with me last week. She helped me get past the house, and then we switched for the village. Shoot birds...watch chickens... run in, get attacked by crazy villagers...die...restart from last save. So anywho, here I am, running from freaky Mr. I-Has-a-Pitchfork. I duck quickly into a nearby house that I had found ammo in the last life. I go and break open the box after much frenzied maneuvering, and I find nothing....Nothing!

This is where me and Amber discovered something extremely important. When you die and restart from the last save point, all the ammo you found by breaking boxes,...isn't there anymore. Oh, but wait! The boxes are! How brilliant! Bravo game designers, bravo.

So after a bunch of tries, we were reduced to screaming and running around an entire village while being chased by a horde of murderous villagers. Chainsaw dude was there too. It was not cool. But a faint ray of hope was still there. Amber finally managed to reach the door on the other side of the village and she slammed on the buttons to open it and escape from this hell.

Nothing. Good Lord what is wrong with these people! Apparently, there is a KEY to the door, and it is in the village TEEMING with a bunch of people who want to KILL us and there is NO MORE AMMO. But then 'Ber got decapitated, so it was all good.

M'kay, Imma go play FF-X and then feed my Axel-obsession.

Tata!